Behold, a cat

I'm just imagining this as a Dr Weird intro.

Dr: GENTALMEN.....BEHOLD!!!! A CAT!!!!

Cat: Meow.

Steve: Oh.....that's neat. Uhhhh, what're ya gonna do with her?

Dr: WHY I'M GONNA PET HER AND LOVE HER, STEVE!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!

Steve: Aw! That sounds really nice!

cat jumps onto Steves face and claws the skin off

Dr: AW, IT'S NOT NICE AT ALL!!! IS IT, STEVE??? MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Steve: AHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

My name is....

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A cat? I see two cats.
I hope you petted them properly and gave them treats as apology for this transgression.
You better have pet that cat.
I'm just imagining this as a Dr Weird intro.
Dr: GENTALMEN.....BEHOLD!!!! A CAT!!!!
Cat: Meow.
Steve: Oh.....that's neat. Uhhhh, what're ya gonna do with her?
Dr: WHY I'M GONNA PET HER AND LOVE HER, STEVE!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!
Steve: Aw! That sounds really nice!
cat jumps onto Steves face and claws the skin off
Dr: AW, IT'S NOT NICE AT ALL!!! IS IT, STEVE??? MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Steve: AHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
My name is....
Looks like a cat on a cat