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restingboredface @sh.itjust.works

8mo ago

You Too Can Hire an ‘Etsy Witch’ to Curse Elon Musk

You Too Can Hire an ‘Etsy Witch’ to Curse Elon Musk

I know this is basically the same as burning money, but I found this funny and I've got $7.99 burning a hole in my pocket...

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They should sell counter curse as well, so they cash in on pro Elon fuckwads with money to burn too.
- Don't worry, the fundies got you.
Shit, you want someone to burn some herbs, light a candle, and push some shitty vibes towards Musk?
I can pop down to the local herb shop and load up for 10 rounds for $10.
- They're just following John Green's policy on electricians and witches: "If you don't know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don't change the wiring in my own house, and I don't hex my own enemies." (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)
People would rather do this for the memes than vote.
Good, because the Pinterest warlock I originally hired totally dropped the ball!
- Did he drop the ball or drop the orb?
  
  Both, actually. Turns out he's just as bad at sports as he is at long distance cursing!
I want him to have the curse of cold wet socks for the rest of his life!
How much?
You can find free spells online and buy stuff for the spell if needed for $7.99.

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