Making Orcs push up daises
Making Orcs push up daises
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This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.
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Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?
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But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?
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Poetry. Sheer poetry!
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"A+, plus, plus, plus, plus..."
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Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out
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That wound will never fully heal
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He was a great warrior ... but Ralphie shot his eye out
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Imagine not using a shot of Ralphie in this outfit for this meme.
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"You have my sword."
"And my bow."
"And my axe."
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pushes him down slide
Quick to anger, quick to Ho Ho Ho-ing