Affirmations rule
Affirmations rule
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Who is the artist?
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A sexy little pickle with a juicy little booty.
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In case you're still wondering, it seems like the artist is G Mosley (@gmosley_ on Instagram)
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Thanks!
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Rick Sanchez?
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Funniest shit ever
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Why is that juicy little booty right under where the shoulder blades would go? The booty is too high! The sky is falling! AAAAAGH!
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Dont let c/ich_iel see this!
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I wish I didn't have a little pickle down below :(
Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card
I've heard it's not the size of the pickle but how flavorful the brine is.
Or something, I'm not crazy about pickles or cucumbers
My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.
That doesn't make me feel any better about it, a dildo is a toy, it's not something that should be attached to your body, especially in the spot my vagina would be. It feels very wrong.
I can help ✂️
If only it were that easy, I actually did try it before. But I just gave myself a cut and bled a lot. I am a real pussy when it comes to blood and pain, despite not having one myself (I really wish I did 😔)