8mo ago

Trump reportedly picks Kristi Noem to run homeland security department

www.theguardian.com

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RIP K-9 units 😢
- Only the ones that don't kill enough immigrants and Democrats to fill their quotas. :(
Man this really is going to be a massive shit show with the cabinet of incompetence.
- Their incompetence is the small shred of hope I'm clinging to
- She kissed the spray-tanned starfish.
- She'll do whatever Trump asks, and has little to no moral qualms about potentially illegal acts.
- As a sitting Governor, she at least has some executive experience and is more qualified for the Cabinet than RFK Jr. or Stephen Miller. Note: "more qualified" doesn't necessarily mean "qualified".
  
  Note: "more qualified" doesn't necessarily mean "qualified".
  It's definitely a low bar.
- Fake tan and botox
Diversity hire for she's a woooomaaan, reeeeee
Does it work both ways? Or if she shoots dogs she's assigned a cop as a gender?
- Yes. Cop is definitely a gender, now that you mention it.
  
  It's more of a sexual orientation... Or I guess perversion?
Well, I guess we'll be safe from innocent doggos 😔
No wonder he wants to take the Senate Confirmation process out back and shoot it in the head
Embarrassing
They’re shooting the dogs.
- I thought it was amusing to watch donvict pretending to care about dogs when he was regaling us with qon bullshit about how they were being eaten.
  
  Next door failed as an app, but what does exist across neighborhoods (I travel for work sometimes) are “private” Facebook groups that more or less fill the gap Next Door tried to fill.
  The pet eating comment started there, in an angry community group on FB.

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