keep it in private

Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up

They’ve got camps for that these days, check out ‘Pray the UK Away’.
- There's a brexit joke in there somewhere
My condolences

I have no issue with people being British either but I just don't agree with the lifestyle.

Love the sinner, not the sin.

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

But they did live in Eden, we've got a bunch of those.

I just don’t like the British lifestyle being forced down my throat. They even have an anthem and such. Why can’t they just be quietly British. I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

They even have an anthem
You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?
- My country, ‘tis of thee; sweet land of liberty, of thee I see.
  Damn I miss the age of parody lyrics being the highest form of insult. We should go back to that. (Yes, fellow Americans, that song that literally all of us know is just a trolling parody of “god save the queen” and most people don’t know that which makes it even more funny.)
- By that band from Las Vegas?
I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.
Americans cannot relate to this.

Being Br*tish is an abomination, why can't they just be normal?

You can swear on the internet. On second thought, maybe that one is best left censored

🎵 He'll save children, but not the British children 🎵

He had a pocket full of horses
- Fucked the shit out of bears
I heard that mother fucker had like 20 god damn dicks

When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

Which movie was it?
- The King’s Speech
- Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago
- It wasn’t very good.

Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids

Nobody show this guy Taskmaster Junior.

I'm so stoked to watch this. I loved Rose and Mike, and I'm so excited to have them back. They seem like perfect picks for their roles. Kids should make it extra goofy. I haven't been able to watch any TM for some months, so I'm going to have a lot to catch up on

Live your life but please don't do that in public for my kids to see

Goddamn Peppa Pig is indoctrinating our youth!

That's funny, I have the opposite opinion. Seems like it's something you should grow out of

yew wot?

Ey r rkid there ain’t no need for that you muppet
This Manc.

I can understand someone not wanting their kids to see the Scottish. But the English and the Welsh? Those people live SOUTH of the wall.

The one made of corn? Doesn't sound very structurally sound

My spouse's parent was British but fortunately didn't raise them that way.

Just wait until you find out about pantomime Dames

Perfect for gothic teens.

British is a nationality that encompasses English, Welsh, Scottish and some of Northern Ireland. Why do so many people think British=English?

Ugh they keep coming up with new british genders
- My pronouns are mate and wanker.
Now I'm curious: What exactly do you think the screenshotted tweet is about? And what does English have to do with it?
- The comment was so close to being comedy gold by being about people conflating two differenr groups as is often the case with discrimination.
Anything east of the Atlantic coast is British
- Including California!