Star Trek, W40k, Star Wars, The Titanic... avoid these unskippable cutscenes of mine
Star Trek, W40k, Star Wars, The Titanic... avoid these unskippable cutscenes of mine
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I usually start with "How much time do you have and do you really wanna know all the context?"
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"Do you really want to know? Or would you prefer the lies-to-children version?"
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Also if you ask a simple question and they reply with "Well yes and no."
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"Is Rust object-oriented?"
sweats nervously
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Definitely remind myself to ask if they want the long or short version before launching off into it.
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I usually don't have a short version, so I ask "are you genuinely curious to hear the answer? because it'll take time."
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how can I befriend this person because my friends are sick of hearing my shit
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Okay, so....
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Person A: I like the Star Wars prequels!
Me: That's your right.
PA: They're my favorite Star Wars!
Me: You're allowed to like whatever you want.
PA: They're better than the original trilogy!
Me: [Through gritted teeth] There's no such thing as objectively good or bad media so...
PA: Anakin is a tragic hero!
Me: Okay so...
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I can see my wife die a little every time I'm about to nerd out. So I spare her details.
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That's why I ask if they want the full in depth explanation or the short one. Well it happened once during Dune so far, she asked for the full one. I can't even recall the question but she thought it made more sense after at least, maybe to do with blade fighting and shields, they really hammer it in the novels. Though to be fair any Dune explanation sounds better from the books than either movie, okay I haven't seen the last half of Lynch's Dune in decades but the first half didn't explain things well so I don't expect the last half to be better from my fuzzy memory.
Dune may be a bit of a special case compared to the franchises listed too.
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Hokay, so.
Here's the earth.
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That was the joke.
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Wrong!!!
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Okay so you can use double-headed trains but these are less efficient because the backwards facing locomotive isn't powering the train. If you need to get into a tight water-locked area, these are useful, but really, you want to invest in dual-track, unidirectional train infrastructure from the get-go. Now, a lot of people wonder, should I use a 1x4 configuration, a 2x6 config, or something else. In this essay, I will...
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Meanwhile most passenger trains in Germany are double-headed. They have only one locomotive, but the last wagon also has a driver's cabin so the locomotive can push the train while still being controlled from the front
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Humm, kinky.
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Mines Gundam and Godzilla. I rambled about Gundam stuff for an hour and a half straight last time I hung out with my brother.
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Why blank out the name of the poster?
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Because the name above the comment does not adhere to APA, MLA, or any other format for citing sources.
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My 4 year old when we tell her something she doesn't want to hear will do the same, except it always starts with "WELL,"
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Titanic the ship or the movie?
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Um... yes.
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Titanic the first movie, or the sequel?
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I start with, "How much do you want to know?". Followed by, "what is you level of knowledge on _____?"
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No it isn’t.
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Okay, so... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal log.