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9mo ago

Halloween costumes gone wild

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She’s got a big bass.
- Sorry, that's a brown trout, I'm pretty sure
  
  That's not a trout.
- Is there some possibility you're fibbing?
  
  Let’s check for denial from any siblings in order to decide.
- I wanna see her slap!
Someone somewhere just unlocked a new fetish.
- f(et)ish
- I assume you've never been to Thailand.
  That's a tame (and already existing) fetish compared to some of the things I've seen there.
  
  Might I ask how the fish are involved in it?
  
  Tilapia?
Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I'll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!
🎵 All about that bass bout that bass, no pebble 🎵
🎵 "I like big bass, I can't deny*🎶
Wearing only a codpiece? That’s daring…
She got catfished.
Troy McClure, is that you?
Baby, I'm saving my game in your bedroom... So that's where I can reSpawn.
Clash oh no my lamp turns around clash my vase!
I can smell that costume....
....wait
Is there a gentlemen's version of this costume available?
tastes like chicken. raw chicken.
Edward Bloom, at it again

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