People Twitter @sh.itjust.works The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 9mo ago After living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom.
And when a young guy comes to your castle, terrorize him until he leaves. Then follow him home and hook up with his gal.
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
But you must feed!
You've clearly never heard of vegan vampires.
They only eat vegetables