The tachyon leaves the barThe bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."A tachyon walks into a bar.
I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.
What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!
The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.