Vital Statistics
Vital Statistics
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Palaeeudyptes klekowskii is an extinct penguin species of the penguin genus Palaeeudyptes Palaeeudyptes.
Aaw. Guess no ridable penguins for me then.
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I wanna snuggle one
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The British man has been socially conditioned not to show it...but he'd likely really appreciate it.
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They stink at the zoo, but I bet if you locked me up in a cage and had money's laugh at me with no respite I would stink to.
Damn why does this sound like every job I have?
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Proper massive innit
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Ultra mega penguin
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2m =/= 6'8"
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You're right it's 6.56168 feet. Who are these guys trying to fool?! 🔱
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I've met a British man taller than that! This is all lies!
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True!
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It wouldn’t be The Guardian without a glaring mistake.
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It's a shame the Irish didn't have any Mega penguins
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Penglings?
Pengwengs?
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I could still win a fight against that mega penguin.
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One, maybe, but penguins live in huge colonies.
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it's the year
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I don't like that colour scheme
You don't like Penguinhub?
Poor little British man
Very British, fucking and getting fucked