Die for Uhmerica

PSA: Hospitals can't refuse an ER visit if you have no insurance

They can sure as hell refuse you other services, though, and countless life-threatening conditions aren't things you can just go to the ER for.
Make sure you show up with a fake ID.
True. But you'll be sitting there for 3 days before they see you.

"That'll be $3,267"

You joke, but funeral services these days are around that price.
Many states you have to pay for the death certificate as well...and hopefully you're loved one didn't have debts cuz oh ho boi you're in for funsies
Tldr; Don't Be Poor
- You joke, but funeral services these days are around that price.
  Please just throw me in the trash.
- You joke, but funeral services these days are around that price.
  You wish it was that low.
I went to the ER uninsured the other day. The total came out to about 1,700 for an EKG, two blood oxygen tests, and a doctor to say ”lol ur young you’ll be fine”.
Thankfully the uninsured discount they gave me dropped the price to about $650 which would have been the same as the shitty insurance my work offers.
Always have an oh shit fund kids.
I'll give you 4.20 and im taking a risk here

Actually they don’t just let you die. They save your life and then you spend the rest of your life in crippling debt, wishing they had just let you die.

FREEDUM ISNT FREE

THERES A HEFTY FUCCKIN FEE

Freedom costs a buck o' five.

And that's the power of freedom 🫡🫡🫡🫡🦅🦅🦅🦅

Should be a real patient option frankly…

Dont believe letting you die will be free
- The real answer to this is hospitals would never let a good cash cow die. Hospitals will not refuse treatment just drown you in debt for the rest of your life.
- On point! Someones gotta pay the bill sir! FREEDOM
Nah, this is the country of Pro-Life. We can’t let you die, who would we have to suffer with us?!?
- They only care before you're born. After the damage is done to the mother you've fulfilled your purpose.
- You cannot die, that would be amoral and unethical.
  Instead you must live on with mountains of medical debt, sickly and defeated

While you're waiting to die, please feel free to suffer in agony because assisted suicide isn't profitable uh I mean ethical.

you forgot: “Don’t forget to rate us on Google and Tripadvisor, hope to see you again!”

In more developed countries in Europe, this is fortunately not a thing...

But.. Just end my suffering! Not everyone can be that lucky..

Tru, but us Americans think we're the most developed and fuck you cuz Merica, while ignoring facts
But.. Just end my suffering! Not everyone can be that lucky..

FOR FREE? So nice. (Russian here with free insurance cough)

My God this is funny 🤣

This is a serious misconception. In the us medical professionals are obligated to provide care regardless of if you can pay or not.

Yes but what level of care...
So you live but are in huge Dept that you are unable to repay so it goes down to future generations...
Only to the point where you won’t imminently die. You’re not going to get chemotherapy though if you’re dying of cancer, so yes they will let you die.

Canada- You wanna die? Perrrfect.

As for the US if you're working, you should have insurance. Thank Obama if you do not. I vividly remember when he screwed that shit up.

As for Europe, good luck.

As for Europe, good luck
ouchie my bone is broke go to hospital get a cast and a few painkillers $4 bill this is unbearable!