U Fkn WOT m8?

Dobby: gets socks “Dobby is free!”

Potter: proceeds to laugh, enjoying Dobby’s glee from enslavement liberation

Dobby: “…U havin a giggle there m8? I’ll bash ur fookin’ head in, I swear on me mum. Push my chest to TRY ME.”

He is bri*ish after all

Dobby from Manchesta

I'm not one to pointlessly gender things, but in this case I feel it matters a lot.

Ah, the wifebeater drink.