Hip hip hooray daddy!

I remember when Elon used to look like this

Nothing says liberty like the Republican party, where you can't be yourself, love who you love or have control over your own body.
- Historically speaking, the most important freedom in liberalism has always been the freedom to exploit the working class.
THAT’S ELON?!
I meant in the OP.
- I had the same reaction. Dude looks terrible. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person

Simping hard for the guy who will give him a tax break that he absolutely doesn't need.

My feeling is he's looking to avoid future legal troubles and who is best to make those go away...
- Buddy in crime
And regulations removal, and worker rights removal, and understanding of his sex pest behavior

Even better was the r/photoshopbattles version of them dancing:

false profit
PROFIT
FIT

Oh look he has his little cowboy belt buckle. He’s a real cowboy now!

What a fucking cunt.

What a fucking cunt

Elon: “I have a dad now!”

Trump: “Somebody call security on this freak!”

Edit: Maybe Trump is downplaying his weirdness by using Elon as a sideshow freak.

Is that really Elon?? What the fuck happened?
- Getting richer and more fascist and wanting taxbreaks. How or why? IDK, probably always been this way.
- The media only seem to post pictures of him from 10 years ago.
- lol how are you surprised at this. Not like he’s smart or something 😂

Trump: "Jump!"
Musk: "How high?"
Trump: "Get as high as you can!"
Musk: "I am already as high as I can, I wanted to know how high I should jump!"

Sadly, I think it's Musk doing the commanding. Knowing as much as I do about Musk's philosophy, that's not a good thing. If Trump wasn't fascist enough, Musk certainly isn't going to help.
- I have no doubt they are empowering each other in a sick feedback loop.
  I had a friend that was always into guns but was normal about it. Then he started hanging out with this other gun guy. Within a couple years they were both psycho gun nuts. He started sleeping with a loaded the gun under his pillow. Even though he had a five year old son. To quote "He isn't strong enough to cycle the slide so it's ok ..."
  I noped out of the friendship after that.

Remember when Elon came on stage to booing?

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/12/business/elon-musk-booed-dave-chappelle/index.html

Elon Musk is what happens when that middle school kid that says shit like "How fortuitous" gets money.

"... He is right behind me isn't he?"

Elon look so stupid.

Aww, he let that mentally challenged man in the MAGA hat jump on the stage.

When I first saw the photo that’s exactly what I thought, I was looking on the edges of the photo for secret service agents running to tackle him

I'm scared to ask for context. I know who they are, but....

Yesterday, Trump had a rally at the place he got shot.
He brought out Elon to make a speech, and Elon came out jumping like in OP and gave a speech a child would come up with. Dude is literally a 12 year old in a 50 year old body. Also:
People did leave early
The funniest possible thing didn't happen.
- What would the funniest thing be? Another shooter and bleeding from the other ear?

This is so weird... Real reminds me of Theresa May's dancing on stage in the UK.

Is that the new single-use Tezla Bullet Shield? I like it.

Made from 100% Cybertruck glass.
https://www.solidsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cybertruck-armor-glass-fail-01.gif

Nobody linked to the video?

They seem to honestly believe that Musk will get human beings to Mars before the end of Trump's next term (under the assumption he has one).
I'm sorry. This won't happen in Trump's next term (assuming he has one). This won't happen in my lifetime. This won't happen in the lifetime of anybody currently over the age of 20.
MAYBE someone who was born today will see human beings land on Mars.
MAYBE the grandchildren of someone born today will see human beings build something semi-permanent on Mars.
- I mean the technical hurdles aren't insurmountable. But we lack the political will power to put resources needed into it.
  It would take 60s moon landing level of commitment for 10-15 years to do any sooner.
- You are mistakenly assuming the human being travelling to Mars will still be living.
- Well getting humans onto Mars he could do.
  But getting them back.........
- Hear me out: They're planning to lose.
  Promise ridiculous prosperity will happen when they win.
  Lose.
  No matter how successful the winner might eventually be, they can always point to the ridiculous prosperity that never happened, letting them rob their base of even enjoying the basic joy of any progress, keeping them mad, hateful, and controlled.

elon is the beta-est cuck of all time

Just found out that was elon lmao

Was wondering why this is on musk spam and who this guy is... Still having a hard time recognising the cunt in this pic.

May as well roll on ketamine at the trump rally?

Ketamine doesn't allow you to jump like. That's unbridled love for fascism right there.
- I was wondering what that expression was...
Probably makes it less boring

Shaved cunt or not, always a pussy.

That the face he makes when bouncing on his boy’s dick?

🍊🤡

Elon, now with 30% more DERP!™

Not to body shame, but... What is this motherfucker on (seriously)?

It looks like his cranium is swollen. As in, only the skull bones.

Is it the omega adrenochrome?

He's been at the Milk Plus again. Dammit Korova Milk Bar, stop sharpening him up for the old Ultra Violence!

Now I know, the 2nd line on his shirt says 'MARS' and not 'ARSE' as seen on other photos.

This is the sequel to Rain Man that was never made.

I thought donnie was playing a hammond solo or something, at first. Please someone photoshop that

Feels like body shaming. Elon sucks, but idk shirts are short sometimes?

I disagree with Elon's whole act, so it's hard to feel bad for him.

They are zooming to his face, not shirt/belly. I don't think this is even a subconscious body shaming by OP
Feels like "looking to be offended at all costs" to me here.
The man is a billionaire. He can afford to have his clothes tailored. He has no excuse to look badly dressed regardless his body type.
- I think he is tailored made to look like one of us

FIT