Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne
Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne

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Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne

Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne
Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne
So now dying is more expensive?! What a crazy timeline
But really do you really want to be buried or stuck in a crypt for a few hundred years before we either dig up your bones for development or some natural disaster moves them anyway?
Burn me baby, feed me back in the recycler of Mother Earth without the stuffing around of being forgotten then recycled...
Even that's a waste of resources really. The planet doesn't need me as CO2. Just chuck me in a giant craypot and let me be crab food.
Compost me, let me be some tomatoes or something
Dying is not more expensive, just the storage costs for your body if you want long-term accommodation.
Boomers be buying up investment graves
I like the idea of people using ashes for a tree.
There's also the option of turning your remains into a diamond if you want ostentatiousness.
https://www.kirchengemeinde-rummelsberg.de/friedhof/
They get buried in a biodegradable urn