2y ago

Why we can't save our marriage

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monetize your marriage, that will save it
- I heard that's what babies are for
  
  They’re also what you live off of when you’re in your 80’s and perpetually incontinent.
- Ah, that explains the food. And the drama.
- This is like every drama channel on YouTube. Usually on the front page and titled "We need to talk" or a stupid title like that. Idk what they come up to sustain this stuff, but they obviously drag it out as long as they can.
  
  If you see a title like that from Useless Farm you're in for a good time.
- I don't know many YouTubers but I got that one pretty quickly. Is that guy dead yet?
  
  Suprisingly not.
  Last I heard about him he’d actually managed to lose weight, whether he’s kept it off is another matter though
Sam and Max? Wow!
- I’m reminded of an interaction in the Telltale games where you can use a wedding ring you found on Max.
  Sam envisions a fantastical and dreamy life together, and then just goes “…Nah.”
Way to use Sam and Max to make this meme. Based.
Why I'm cooking at home tonight.

Why I'm ordering out tonight.
Divorce can be pretty crazy. I think it is very common for both people to switch direction. It is hard to end your primary relationship and the western legal system is quick to encourage maximum disagreement so it can profit from it. If anything needs legal reform, divorce is it.
Wish they'd do these mukbang videos with relationship fights but instead of tomato soup it's just bloody marys. Open bars make far more entertaining drama.

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