Modern Cinderella
Modern Cinderella
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Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
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Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
I love it when jokes come full circle.
Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately....
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The Prince was asking women to pull up their dress so he could inspect their snatchpatch?
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That makes the story so much funnier.
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"My God! It just falls right out!! It's you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!"
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I can’t with you right now
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In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
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goatse
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Instead a size check, it's a sniff test.
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sniff smells like tacos
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Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.
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This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
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lost her gas slipper again
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90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess
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There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn't see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.
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Great, dump it on the street for a kid to find it and pick it up and play with it...
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I mean if it just falls out on it's own, you'll need to get a new, bigger one anyway and the prince won't find who it fits... Because it no longer does.
I like how you really thought this through.
I've experienced it. 😉
Alternatively, achoo