WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS
Quivering Beef Curtains*.
Although I believe that's the second video...
I see you know your Judo well.
You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!
Manslaughter
Okay, at this rate, who's going to be the one to make /c/babyhipposhitposts or /c/babyhippomemes?
"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"
If they're taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it's on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.
RIP
He shall be forever immortalized in meme form
Its solemn duty of every person who comes in contact with the authorities to quote "Democracy Manifest".
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
singing, rhythmic, headbanging DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN
This is Hippopotamus destiny!
And they said house hippos didn't exist
I miss the House hippo
RIP
Ain't nobody fuck with tiny hippo. Ain't nobody.
I don't get it
East Asian house hippos are larger
Nah, the charge is using a stolen credit card!
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST