10mo ago

i am hella indifferent to humans of any gender taking shits

It's not even something I think about tbh

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That's nice dear
- Thank you
Actually female poop is different from male poop.
Source: I've never seen a woman before but I'm pretty sure female poop smells like strawberries.
- You can't talk about lady poops, it will get reported.
  We can only talk specifically about gentlemen poops and non-binary poops, and any gender whose poops I'm not being inclusive of (sorry, I don't know everything).
- I dunno, my fiancee taught me that "period poops" are a thing. I'm not 100% sure what that means other than that the air freshener mysteriously burns out once a month.
And yet here you are, making a shitpost about people and their shit...
- It's not what it looks like.
  
  It's what it smells like
You don't really give a shit about people taking a shit?
- In regards to this shit, I shit you not.
- Shit happens.
  
  I make shit happen, with coffee ☕ :-)
But they could be shitting right next to you! Menacingly!
- How does one shit menacingly?
  
  Taco Bell is usually involved.
I don't understand why we have segregated bathrooms at all.
- womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell
  I used to have to clean women's restrooms. I wish this were the case. Occasionally I'd have to scrub blood off the ceiling. I've come to the conclusion they used to hold a fight club in there.
- Probably bc of bears, or sth i dunno.
Well I'm not: Get adequate fiber and hydration everybody! Stay regular.
I'm sorry it troubles your mind so much that you had to make a post about it.

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