Keith is a giant crab
Keith is a giant crab
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Modern Goth
Roses are as red as my blood,
Violets are as black as my soul,
Please just let me die,
I'm 15 years old.
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Retro Punk
Roses are bollocks,
Violets are bollocks,
Poetry’s bollocks,
Oy oy oy oy
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
They say it don't be that way
But sometimes it do
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I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract
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Okay, this one made me lol 3x.
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Roses are red
violets are purple
sugar is sweet
and so's maple surple-Walt Kelly
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Giant ENEMY crab? Attack its weak point for massive damage!
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Evolutionism:
Roses are red
Violets aren't bad
Nature has said
Become crab
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#5 needs moar lens flare... MOAR I SAY!!!!!!!!
#6 made me fall in love with this poem - who knew? 💗
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Le epic randumb poem
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Brian Bilston is a treasure.
I think this dude is the guy I remember from Mastodon - I didn’t spend much time there. Pens some real bangers if so.