10mo ago

Black Widows

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Imagine the drama of Black Widow spiders who are Lesbians...
- Dine out before you eat out
That guy has a spider fetish. I'm not sure black widows even eat pasta.
Some spiders bring a fly or another insect for their mate to avoid getting eaten.
Boiling spaghetti water. That like hotdog water?
- It's like almond milk, oat milk or soy milk. But when milking spaghetti, the liquid is so clear that we just call it spaghetti water.
  
  If that happens when milking spaghetti, I suggest resting a few days.
- Hot ham water
  
  So watery. 🤤 And yet there's a smack of ham to it!
- I guess the broth after you cooked spagetti?
Only relevant if you are married to Scarlet Johansson
- Oh, that makes sense now. Ryan Reynolds just got tired of being the one to cook.
Damn near spit pizza out. Pizza! That's a legit lol. Great share, thanks!
If the spaghetti doesn't work he has the boiling water to throw before fleeing.

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