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Hey lemmy, check out this hilarious meme I found!

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Omg that's so cool! Check out this fan website if made for you http://localhost
- Where's the "www" before that link?
- Why does it look exactly like my website?!
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- Lol, it crashes mine too
- The term "app" didn't exist yet, yo!
He's using Windows, Lemmings! Get the wrong slash heathen!
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This gif is still so relaxing.
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How do I delete this?
- Have you tried to put it in your trash bin?
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Needs a permanent work in progress banner imho
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... so many nostalgias...

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Is it? Try typing it to me, maybe it'll show up normal.
- hunter2
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A/s/l?

19/f/38.0000,-97.0000.
- I got that reference!

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I'm sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more blink.
Edit: a/s/l?
a/s/l?

Welcome to my Web page on angelfire!

Can you teach me how to do that on my Geocities page?
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Way to few animated gifs and no visitor counter, come on.
- Does your website even exist if you don't have a visitor counter? I also encouraged flaming torches.
Sign my guestbook!

Thank you sir. I am stealing your meme.

By the looks of the image, you opened this post on your laptop, opened the camera app of your phone, took a screenshot of the app and took ANOTHER screenshot of the app along with the preview of the previously taken screenshot and finally posted it.
I guess it's your first day too
Can you send it to me?? Thanks in advance.
- Sure. What is your mailing address?
The "detecting blurriness" bookmark is very fitting
The screen is too clean, and the photo is actually focused on the screen.
I need you to sneeze on the screen a few times and try again.

Is this thread still active?

Bump
- Nice necro, shit tard!
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What is a/s/l?

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You may want to find notifications in your phone and disable them for the app you use to view Lemmy. Or just unsubscribe from this thread.
- Thanks, but did you have to send me a pop-up to tell me that?! I'm at work and had to turn my phone off. I'll let my grandson figure it out

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