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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

11mo ago

One to beam up

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- “ B I D N E S S ”
My name is Lieutenant Commander Data and Shitposting is my favorite community on the ~~Citadel~~ Enterprise.
- Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.
  
  Look, I'm not as top-tier at this stuff as you Mr. Fancy Pants lmao. I gave my best, it wasn't that good lol.
Having never seen Star Trek, is his sister Princess Leia? In the gold bikini? Nanu nanu!
- Her sister is Tasha Yar played by Denise Crosby.
  
  Why does her face look like Bo Burnham???
- Her sister is Sarah Connor.
  
  Always reminded me of Linda Hamilton also!
  
  GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!! I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!
Her sister got the
- tarpit weenie roast?
  
  Close. Armus evil roast of death.
- I always forget how cursed pre-beard Riker looks 😶
The little known third brother to Data and Lore: Savage.
- B4
- The name is Savage. Chad Savage.

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