11mo ago

Breakfast time!!!

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This has to be breaking at least a few laws.
- Needs crossposted to !foodcrimes@midwest.social
  
  This is a 3rd degree food-crime, definitely premeditated.
  
  Right on it
Gross, I can't believe anyone would do something so disgusting! Using a plastic spatula making everything taste like melted plastic.
- Plastic is the only thing you should use with nonstick pans. Now I know this image depicts a cast iron pan, I was just describing a scenario where plastic is superior.
I know I'm not in a great position to give culinary criticism as a Dutchman but what the actual fuck
- One word:
  Hagelslag
  
  Hagelslag met pindakaas
  Chocolate sprinkles with peanut butter
- Don't you Dutchies have pancakes with meat, fruit, and eggs all in one?
  
  We do have pancakes with bacon or cheese yes, but they are typically combined with "stroop" (sugarbeet syrup), not fruits. At least, not to my knowledge.
  A worse food crime we do is the pickled herring with raw onions, imo.
the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture
- Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.
  
  I get that through eating the bottles
- Wait until you find out about tires.
- It's healthy living
  
  For me it's wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It's a win-win.
I'd eat that
- Of course. Protein and chocolate, it's got everything your body craves.
Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?
- Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.
  
  Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump
Thank you sir, you ruined my day
- Rude
...why?
- Breakfast time
!shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
I want this with white chocolate
Whenever I make curry I use these square blocks. Every time I just sort of casually ask my girlfriend "How much choco do you want in here? I'm thinking a lot." as I break off pieces into the wok.
Gets her every time. 😂
please commit unalive
'mericans...
- Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that
  
  Well it's Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I'm not so sure about that
  I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?
  
  I'm from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!
  
  It's owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.
  
  Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don't like it.
- I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I'm sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch... At least they're using Milka
- I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating... It's... An unpleasant experience.
  
  As a German I'm interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?
  
  As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.
  
  What exactly did you see?
  
  Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?

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