11mo ago

Steve Bannon asks for immediate release from prison

www.rawstory.com

Lolz. He must be getting the news on the inside and seeing the implosion.

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Why haven't more criminals thought of this?
- Wardens hate this one simple trick!
"No."
And only a 4 month sentence. Had he not spent years fighting it, he could have served that time years ago and be out already months ago.
- Or he could have avoided the whole thing by complying with the congressional subpoena. 🤷‍♂️
  These people are something else.
  
  If he told the truth under oath, he would never get out of prison.
- 4mo? Why did they bother wasting the gas to drive him to a prison he could do 4mo in county. Practically a fucking vacation.
  
  There is a reason Trump imploded after he went to jail.
- He might've been trying to delay it in hopes that tangerine got back in the WH and pardoned him
  
  again. Pardon him again.
I ask that he never leave prison.
- Made me think of that one scene from Idiocracy.
  Not Sure: "Im supposed to be getting out of prision..."
  Guard: "Your in the wrong line stupid."
- Seconded.
  That's how this works right?
  
  Who knows. Let's try it.
  Motion has been moved and seconded. All those in favor say "Aye."
Guess the toilet wine must not be getting the job done. I hope he has an awful time.
- This image always makes me uncomfortable.
I ask for immediate salary increase, put that into news
Ah, let me see. Hell no!
I hope you get to meet Epstein while there...
- I think ouija boards are prohibited in most prisons
  
  I'm sure they meant meet in person and not over the phone.
Any way his stay can be extended instead?
"Nah."
How is this news?
- Because this piece of shit thinks he can sway the election at this point, and it's going to be nothing but absolutely racist and angry bullshit.
  
  They've already convinced all of the angry racists to join them at this point.
  Everybody in jail or prison wants an immediate release.
  Steve Bannon should be lucky they didn't put him against a wall.
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- Rape jokes, even those directed at pieces of shit like Bannon, are not cool.
  
  Its true
- He's not used to anything bigger than T****s micro. He's not even a good bottom, I bet.
  Not condoning rape. "Gay for the stay" is a real thing.

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