There has to be a law against such heretical actions somewhere! Even if it's .00, this computer is an affront to order! I propose we burn it alongside those frivolous computers who think they can simply name themselves .0 or .255!
ip -br a(-br is short for -brief and makes ip's addr, link, and neigh commands "Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.")
My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn't taste great.
Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).