'Don’t report that I was desperate!' Trump ridiculed for early morning Fox News rant
'Don’t report that I was desperate!' Trump ridiculed for early morning Fox News rant
Maureen Dowd of the failing New York Times, wrote incorrectly that I was making the calls. WRONG!!! I don’t have to make calls to go on TV, or anything else — They call me!
Got it. So he absolutely, 100% without a doubt called them first.
We all remember when he was president and he called in to Fox News to rant on air every couple days.
He added, "Delivery was a C+, with far too many and speedy 'thank you’s' at the beginning. It was 'WEIRD!'"
He's trying to appropriate the word. We're not gonna let him. Fuck off, orange man.
They are trying in such a spectacular fashion to flip that word, it's embarrassing.
He did it with "fake news," which was initially about literally fake news sites spreading on social media that supported the Trump campaign in 2016.
Lmao that imbecile even says “weird” weird
Just like he's trying to appropriate the word coup by saying Biden was kicked out in a coup.
He uses it to soften his ACTUAL coup attempt during and after the 2020 election.
He's using it to kill the definition in preparation for what Repub Trumpanzees plan to do this year and the next.
I think that’s the origin of the “every accusation is a confession” effect. If there’s one thing they’re good at, it’s conditioning their base to ignore critics.
They keep failing at reappropriating the word because the things they keep trying to say are weird are remarkably normal to regular folks with regular families, and they wind up looking weird themselves for trying.
It's like if I said "Get a load of Bob, hugging his wife without her recoiling at his touch. What a weirdo, right guys?!"
I didn’t call THEM, they called ME! I’m not weird, SHE’S weird!
Is that a real quote?
Read his rant. It definitely includes both statements.
"Trump desperate to not seem desperate."
"I'm not desperate! I'm not crazy! Not like Crazy Kamabla! Stop calling me weird! I'm not old!"- totally normal orange man
That's what Marxist Kambalba and her dangerous communist DNC comrades would want you to...the Biden crime family are...people are talking...this is what people are saying...tampon Tim's Communist Marxist trans policies would turn...these...they...they're the weird ones not me Im probably the smartestest...healthierest most sane person with totally normal sized hands who...
The only emotional defense mechanism the guy has is "no u".
He has the emotional stability of a three year old.
He reminds me of a demented Elon Musk.
Elon Musk reminds me of a demented Elon Musk. :)
How soon until he stoops to the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” gambit?
He just tried to call something weird in the article, so most recent time was then. Though, even if I can't recall specifics, I'm sure he's done it many times when his brain runs out of new insults.
He already called Kamala's DNC speech "weird." He's already living in a post bounce-off-me-and-stick-to-you world.
No, you are!
Desperate weirdo, got it.
Damn, Trump at 78 with the general public is a lot like me with my crush when I was 15.
Now that I think of it... it's kinda weird that 15 year old me and 78 year old Don want the same kinda girl... 😬
You had a thing for Ivanka when you were 15?
What a pussy
Nah, a pussy is happy to take its licks. This guy is ingrown scrotum hair. Causes pain in its vicinity and needs to be removed.
Nah, a pussy is happy to take its licks.
Quick, somebody find a famous person, so it will let you grab it!
Putin already has a firm grasp on it
Whiny little shitbag deserves all the negative attention he gets
He may eventually prove wrong the old adage that no press is bad press.
He is a desperate orange blob that needs to be flushed. I will cast my vote for that.
He sounds desperate to want people not to call him desperate. A desperate person may do desperate things.
Almost as desperate to want people to think he's normal
“Don'r say I was desperate!" Cried Desperate Don.
Desperate Dementia Diaper Donnie!
Draft dodging.
He’s so pathetic. The suburban / rural masses who worship him have got to be do blind/deaf. It’s impossible to not see what a weak, sad, demented old idiot he is.
The suburban / rural masses who worship him have got to be
do blind/deafracist.
Ftfy
Hosts Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum abruptly cut Trump off while he repeatedly bashed Harris' Democratic nomi...
That was on purpose, wasn't it?
Fox News cut him off to protect their audience from seeing that the emperor has no clothes on. It's far from the first time they've done it.
Jon Stewart has weekly podcast now, eh? SUBSCRIBE
Shitcons are fucked.
Did he start that sentence with “nuh ah,” because that sounds like something a 6 year old would say.
He's just gonna keep repeating it...
Real narcissism at Trump's level is legit like this. They convince themselves that their version is real life, and just refuse to acknowledge anything contrary to that
South Park actually did a really good job portraying it in the Fish Sticks episode with Cartman's memory continually evolving to keep making him believe new versions where he created more and more of the joke.
trump legit believes he's succeeding, it's why he's such a good conman. It's not a con to him, all his crazy promises he thinks he'll follow thru on, and when he doest he rationalizing it as not his fault and he did everything he can.
George Castanza's lesson for lying - it's not a lie if you believe it.
The best liars are able to convince themselves of the lie first.
Picture the world you want. Ask the universe. The universe will provide.
/s or maybe not.
To be fair he reads on par with a six year old, and with the dementia as bad as it is, that sounds about right.
When Hillary called him a puppet controlled by Russia his response was "no puppet, you're the puppet!"
To be exact it was even worse - "No puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet!"