Me every 5 minutes rule
Me every 5 minutes rule
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I use that "call my phone" option all the time on my browser. 95% of the time, it's on top of something like a shelf.
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I got a smartwatch to track my exercise, and I figured that’s the only feature I would use.
Then I discovered there’s a “ping phone” button that works even when my phone is in silent mode, which it always is.
Amazing.
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I sometimes refer to my phone as a continuum transfunctioner.
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I’ll just keep scrolling Lemmy until I remember where I put it. If I get impatient, I’ll use the “find my” app.
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This reminds me of a porn game that's illegal because one of the Actresses turned put to be 17, forgotten the name though
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The Guy Game
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it's in my pocket >:D
Hey big boy! Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
.....oh, it's a phone? Oh, it's ringing. Yeah, you should answer that.....
runs away nervously
nah nah finish that pickup line
runs after you FINISH THAT PICK UP LINE
Theif!!