'Fat suit saved me from serious injury in West End stage fall', says Sir Ian McKellen
'Fat suit saved me from serious injury in West End stage fall', says Sir Ian McKellen
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'Falstaff fat suit saved me from serious injury', says Sir Ian McKellen
Okay, but my question is this... If he wasn't dressed in a fat suit, would he have fallen at all?
The answer may surprise you.
And that answer is... probably.
You forgot the two paragraphs of ramble about what a fall is
Plus an advertisement, 3 paragraphs about Ian’s age, an advertisement, 4 more about the show that are just an advertisement for the show, an advertisement, a segue about the importance of bone health as you age and why the author likes Dasuquin senior supplements to keep himself feeling young, an advertisement, and finally that the fat suit maybe helped.
Damn now that's good headlining and analysis. You should go into journalism.