Boaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocaine
Boaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocaine
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Boaters in Florida find 56 pounds of barnacle-covered cocaine
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I love how there’s a cop posing with it as though it was a big bust instead of some random turning in what they found.
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Thought the same thing... Pathetic
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and the dumbasses reported it.
I mean... uh.... yeah. the honorable and honest citizens .... uh. er. did the, uhm, right thing?
(for the record it was probably contaminated by sea water, and probably not worth getting the cartels on you for looting their shit.)
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Do you know how to move 56lbs of cocaine with limited risk of repercussions?
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Well for starters, lift with your knees.
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Simple. be a cop. It was probably 112 pounds to start with.
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I’ll take coke cut with some sea salt over whatever it gets cut with once it hits the shores and goes from dealer to dealer.
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Drywall powder. Anything cheap, white, and powdered! Street coke in the US in 2024 is less than 50% pure.
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They watched No Country For Old Men
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Barnacles: I LOVE COCAINE!
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SpongeBob & Patrick movin’ WEIGHT
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Hey! I was saving that for later!
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Party at the barnacles' place!
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I didn't think they could do one sequel to Cocaine Bear, much less two. But they did it, and in record time. Cocaine Shark wasn't my jam but I'll give it credit for doing a lot of world building. Cocaine Barnacle should have gone straight to video though.
Did you see the Mexican bootleg "cocaine hippos"?