News next day:Gruesome murder. Person who described themselves as "trash" got upcycled to a handbag and a chair.
I'm a bit smitten even though I know NOTHING else about this person *except they have some mental skills.EDIT: Except to replace expect because some brain parts dumb sometimes.
Oh Hi!
I'm still a piece of garbage
Well call me a trash panda because I'm about to go dumpster diving
thanks for checkin' in