11mo ago

This ain't your usual Kursk...

https://old.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1eooo3j/what_kursk_doing_comrade/

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This pic never fails to make me laugh. He’s holding onto that table for dear life lmao
- I bet he's as high as a kite and he's trying to stop the room from spinning
  
  "I shouldn't have railed all that ketamine"
Putin: Uhh, so, I'll sub in Chechens and Chuchkis. At least the software updates for the missile CNCs still roll in from Germany. Thanks Stalin!
Stalin: You're welcome! I'm waiting in Orthodox hell for you with an open window that drops 100 feet right back into the floor it's on.
Seriously, why haven't we bricked their machine tools as part of sanctions?
- Money.
- Same reason Germany still supplies air to surface firebombs that Australians use on Papau New Guineas.
  
  Source
  
  Use, present tense? WTF are you talking about. Those countries are not at war, and in fact have quite active diplomatic relations.
- They pinky-promised us not to use the machines to produce arms.
  Or they were on land-transit to Asia when the official customer, who was on the freight papers when the equipment left the EU, found a customer in russia(n arms industry)
I have a nephew who makes this same face when his diaper is fully loaded.
- And just like my kids, I'm sure your nephew produces putin-tier unspeakable horrors in the process
  
  He keep talking about liberals and insists I read more Bluey Theory.
Oh no
- 😰 Stalin, halp
  
  Have you tried consulting Lenin's slowly decomposing corpse?
- What do you mean, the Ukrainians and American equipment are already there. This is easy!
This meme made me ugly laugh
Why does Putin look like he's trying to push out a wet shit but it's stuck?
- Resting dictator face
If the Generalissimus says so, it must be true!
- Huh, TIL. I thought that was just a fascist thing, it's an actual rank.
Pull out of Ukraine.

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