How would you rank this opening in today's meta?

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Man, every time I think Queen's Gambit was far fetched some new craziness happens in the world of chess.

https://www.chess.com/news/view/russian-chess-player-suspended-after-allegedly-poisoning-her-rival

The quicksilver opening is difficult to pull off, but very much a game winner if successful.

Ah yes. The mad hatter gambit.

Wait until AIs train on this game and then perfect the strategy