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nuke @sh.itjust.works

12mo ago

Sign at a Ukrainian maternity ward. Literally 1984.

I stole it from R*ddit

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I LIED, THERE IS NO COMMENT SECTION
NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES
- I'm somewhat partial to Mirv
  Edit: they grow up so fast
  
  That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!
  
  Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.
  
  Jesus gave us the peacekeeper missile.
  Satan gave us Rock-&-Roll.
- Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
  
  Little Bobby Tables, we call him
- ATTACK'EMS
- Bayraktar
- Haimars
  Leopard
  Bradley
  Griepen
  Vaiper
  Falcon
  Neto
- X Æ A-12
  
  🤮
- Fighting Falcon.
  Friends will call them F-16.
- F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here
  I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.
- Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard
- Tonibler
- The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.
  
  Ooh dang, that's stylish
- Pave low
- Lockheed Martin
- Bunkerbuster
- Sarsılmaz Beefboy
- butt stockton
- Russia Delenda Est
  
  Delenda is honestly a lovely name.
- Al Bombs.
  So his mom is the mother of Al Bombs
- Does Ukrainian have a different name for Moscow?
- AIMy
So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.
We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.
- Mazel tov from his cousin, Ferdinand Fteenthousand.
Some alternatives:
Fighting Falcon
Strike Eagle
Raptor
Stealth
Then the kid just goes by a nickname.
So BRRRRT is still fine?
What if they named the kid "Eff Sixteen" or "Raptor?"
- You mean "Viper"?
But Lil TomyF-16 has such a good ring to it
- He has so much fun playing in the backyard with lil B2 Stealth Bonnie & her brother, Chase the Choppa.
  
  Let's not forget his cousin, Bobby Tables.
Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.
- With Russia kidnapping children, it's they much harder to get them back without conventional names.. We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.
  
  And then, when 67AutumnLeaves grows up, he can be offered a chance to be injected with super soldier formula and chase Shoigu to the gates of Hell.
  
  "Must not have" or "must not've."
But Bradley is OK, I assume.
How about naming the kid Dynamics, and setting them up early for a nice and lifelong military career? Because one day that name might make sense.
F XVI fuck you
- I was going to go effsixteen, but that's because I know the tragic tale of Ronly Bonly.
Five kids named atacams clustering around the swingset…
But mah freedom of l33t speech!
Essess Kay Moskva
Have some aspirations, name her Eff Thirtyfive.
- Eff would actually be a decent name. Easy to spell and quick to say/shout. Little Эф. Подбирать ваша игрушка, Эф!
  IIRC they don't really do middle names, though, because they already have patronymics.
- I think it's like Kalash, a common name in undeveloped nations because they have direct experienc with the Automata Kalashnikova 1947.
I'm expecting MST3K references. Don't let me down, edgelords.
- Who'd name their kid Poopie Suit?
How do you spell "Fighting Falcon" in Ukranian?
John Paul II enters the chat.
- Technically not Arabic numbers. Probably F-XVI would pass muster
- I like it. I like it A LAWT.
La Forge Gorwell.
Father Lawnchair Pilot.
Himars doesn't have numbers and sounds relativity normal

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