12mo ago

Potoos

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Seen and heard Tawny Frogmouths many times and these ain't them. These are Potoos
- Fixed. :) Tyvm.
  
  not to be confused with Potoooooooos !
- I think that makes the joke better
  
  It does, maybe that was the original joke and OP made an error when providing context
- Aaaaaaaaaaa.
Nightbirds (Vanescaves) are a weird bunch. We got all these crackheads and methheads then we randomly have hummingbirds and swifts on the list.
The meth of the skies
What's hawk tuah?
- When you know the dimensions of the legs of a right triangle but not the tangent of the angle opposite the height, you have to utilize the formula "height = tangent(ϴ) * width".
  Its the HAWK TUAH rule.
  Height
  And
  Width
  Known,
  Tangent
  Unknown,
  Apply
  H / W = tan(ϴ)
- Not much, what's hawk tuah you?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawk_Tuah_Girl
  
  Stop misleading people with Wikipedia articles you made.
- Hauk Tuah was a pharaoh, little is known about him due to much of the writings documenting his short existence have been lost. However the few writings surviving indicates he spat on criminals' thang as a form of punishment which was considered worse that death, and one person during his short period in power have convinced him to spit on a thang belonged to a man who wrongdoed him, thus the saying "Hauk Tuah, spit on his thang!"
To be honest I still don’t know what the hawk rush thing is. :/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawk_Tuah_Girl
  
  Oh, okay. Interesting. Do you have an idea of why the internet cares so much? Considering most of us have been lubricating penises with our saliva for hundreds of thousands of years.
What are you insinuating?
- The comedic sound of cartoon chewing tobacco.
Nature is unintentionally hilarious
What a derp.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoo
Ah yes, the derp bird. Love this little weirdo.
Mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm. Chicken.
Don't assume that I've heard of anything. For all I know the creator of this meme coined the phrase(?) "hawk tuah".

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