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They're just flaccid. They get erect when he's hungry.
Just awful, 10/10
Awful, take my upvote
Like this?
Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ
I'm generally not concerned about how much teeth my DJ has
I never brushed my teeth enough as a kid, so I have fewer teeth than Iβd like.
Speak for yourself!
Dentures
Being a gorilla dentist sounds like an exceptionally dangerous job.
More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?
why the fuck isn't he a donkey
Retractable teeth in action:
Computer, zoom into frame 30
Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic
She donkey on my kong 'til I country
Cybernetic enhancements
Those teeth are nanomachines son.
The La Li Lu Le Lo?!
Pre-ripe banana mode
Over-ripe banana mode
His people evolved to prioritize oral sex.
Expand dong.
He's like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon, obviously
They're just flaccid. They get erect when he's hungry.
Just awful, 10/10
Awful, take my upvote