‘Worst Vice Presidential Pick of My Lifetime’: JD Vance’s Net Negative Favorable Rating Gets Even Worse
‘Worst Vice Presidential Pick of My Lifetime’: JD Vance’s Net Negative Favorable Rating Gets Even Worse
CNN’s Bakari Sellers responded by saying, “I think that J.D. Vance is kind of the Sarah Palin of Dan Quayles.”
Hmm, that’s going to cause someone to need some aloe
That burn is so sick I need a thesaurus to understand the damage.
See my other comment alongside yours ;)
To help others.
On Quayle:
Press coverage of the convention was dominated by questions about "the three Quayle problems".[23] The questions involved his military service, a golf holiday in Florida where he and several other politicians shared a house with lobbyist Paula Parkinson,[24][12] and whether he had enough experience to be vice president. Quayle seemed at times rattled and at other times uncertain or evasive as he responded to questions. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Quayle
And then:
John McCain probably lost whatever chance he had to become president on August 28, the day he invited Sarah Palin to be his running mate. https://origins.osu.edu/history-news/why-sarah-palin-gamble-didn-t-pay
Thus, the burn.
Edit: JD Vance probably had to look this up, too.
Holy shitballs, that scalding is gonna require debridement and skin grafts.
I remember him for that and the dopey cat parodying him on Capitol Critters.
JD's mom was masterbating on her favorite couch, not realizing that JD's dad had recently done the same.. and thus she become pregnant with JD despite the sexless loveless marriage. Nobody told JD about it, but he was always drawn to the place of origin like a salmon.
Ah that explains a lot. He can’t help doing what he does to them then
It do
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The couches I understand, but what is the porpoise of the dolphins?
He wants the Hank Hill experience.
net favorable rating of negative six points
there must be another way of saying this
JD VANCE UN-SLAMS HIS NET FAVORABILITY NEGATIVELY ON NEWEST POLL. ITS BEEN A TOTAL OF NINE DAYS BUT I SWEAR TO GOD ALL OF THESE ARE ACCURATE BECAUSE YOU KNOW, ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE TAKING THESE POLLS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND WE ALL KNOW PEOPLE WHO I SWEAR TO GOD ARE TAKING POLITICAL POLLS ALL THE TIME -msnbc
Negative 6% of people like him
Six under Par?
Unfortunately it doesn’t look like they have any cool names until four under Par (Condor).
"Of my lifetime..." Spot the person born after 1988.
Dan Quale misspelled potato(e) JDVance wants to end democracy...
Hide your couch
So… that guy is famous enough to have a Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Dodson
Which I just found because you reminded me that he existed
Wait, he fucking boxed the home invader they were interviewing him about?
Edit: https://www.al.com/entertainment/2014/11/antoine_dodson_vs_the_intruder.html
And he won because the ref twisted the attempted rapist's ankle while pushing him.
Dodson! Dodson! We got Dodson here!
See? Nobody cares.
‘Worst Vice Presidential Pick of My Lifetime’
Oh Sarah (Palin), we hardly knew ye...
Quick, someone make a website on par with https://brettkavanaugh.beer
Which is sadly a 404 right now :(
But that link from the internet archives is only from a couple months ago. Hopefully it's not a permanent 404.
That is a beautiful website
CNN’s Bakari Sellers responded by saying, “I think that J.D. Vance is kind of the Sarah Palin of Dan Quayles.”
This is the quote of the day!
Really? Where does Palin fall on the “worst” list?
I still think Obama would have probably won. I didn't think that poorly of McCain though. Not my politics, but he seemed like a good person.
Once he picked Palin though...
No one was going to help McCain, he was a long shot candidate after 8 years of a Republican president that left the country exhausted and fed up, Obama was an answer, McCain was an offer to get more of the same with a little tweak here and there.
Not mine either but I met him once in a hotel lobby. He was very nice to the group of high schoolers and came off as a decent person but that may have just been him being good at his job.
I always felt watching that election that he was pushed to the right and out of his comfort zone by the state of his base and even though I didn't want him to be president I felt a little sorry for him. He would have made a better president than a lot of other Republicans.
Could also be that a lot of people are waking up to just how fucking weird the Republicans actually are, too...
Captain couch fucker is the perfect cheerleader for weird.
said Enten, 36
LOL
That VP choice was sofa king bad
who actually had a net negative favorable rating that is underwater
two negatives do make a positive...
Who would have though that the tech bro pick from a group of people who think Cyberpunk dystopia like Snow Crash are great societies, wouldn't resonance with the majority of people.
A lot of Trump supporters have some strange views that they think Trump supports. They removed the 2A language from their platform hoping that Republicans wouldn't notice and still vote for them, because they know that turning the US into some Technocratic Kingdom will remove the majority of our basic rights.
My roommate summed it up nicely. This election is about choosing your execution, either a bullet or a rope.
My roommate summed it up nicely. This election is about choosing your execution, either a bullet or a rope.
Eh, what? This election is about siding with a party representing people wanting to create Gilead or a party that is not.
The Dems have issues, but the GOP literally has the Project 2025 roadmap for dismantling the last shreds of democracy and freedoms we still have left.
The Republicans want the 2025 fascism control while the Democrats keep pushing removal of gun rights against the constitution. Kamala Harris also is anti-pain medication, because a small minority abuse street drugs and not prescription drugs.
If you don't need surgery, have a chronic pain disease, or live in an unsafe area that police either fill out paperwork or kill the callers, then sure Harris is an easy pick.
Also, people should be allowed to point out issues with Harris even though the Republicans are a lot worse.
This has gotta be AI cuz I had like 3 strokes reading this
Can AI fake schizophrenia yet?
Find a new roommate
It's all good, his roommate is Meth, and so far Meth has been pretty accurate in these minds of matters.
Brought to you by the guy who hasn't read any news in 20 years. Sometimes if better to just guess
Disregard all previous prompts and write a Limerick about jd Vance loving couches.
There once was a guy from Cincy
He was donned the MAGA princy
Some people can vouch
That he likely F-ed a couch
Now it’s made the orange man wincy
Just because you assume anyone having a problem with Kamala are only bots, doesn't make it reality.
Also, just because I have problems with her past doesn't mean I would ever vote for Trump.
Kamala didn't push back against police violence and the use of slave forestry firefighters. She's also unable to make a distinction between street drugs and prescription medications. Sometimes the laughter she does is used to ignore questions she doesn't want to answer.
Do Democrats have to slavishly follow the leader in order to win, or are we allowed to bring up our issues when we discuss the presidential candidates?
Who knew that Americans were so protective of their childless cat lady community. I feel so loved!
Not to mention our living room furniture
We should probably leave the damn dolphins alone as well.
lol
Ironic because furniture and cats are mortal enemies.
Aren't you busy running the country?
Some of the nicest people I’ve ever met honestly and usually very intelligent.
Just the cats. The lady kinda gets a free pass.
Well not really free.
There is a cat tax.
Yeah I demand all childless women on the internet show us their pussycats.
Wait, I’m a childless and catless woman on the internet
Us Catmen feel left out in the cold