Meat?

that feels like a post your reactionary uncle would share on facebook with a ton of laugh crying emojis

Yeah, I like to eat meat, but I leave the vegetarians and vegans alone. Why pick a fight?
- Because some people get food aggressive, and even a mention of a sustainable diet that doesn't depend on cruel treatment of animals get them all riled up
- 🤣🤣🤣
It does, but it's still a good pun.
Yes, it's great!

This might just be me, but an exclamation point ruins this joke, and many similar ones

With no exclamation point, I read this as a very dry, very serious response, and the comedy comes from the absurdity of what's said with a straight face

When I see the exclamation mark, my brain goes "BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER"

It’s not just you. Fixed it:
- Too many pixels

this is the most embarrassing post i’ve seen on here

I worked with a lot of non-native English speakers and they love this stuff.
I don't understand why. I mean, I can assume.
- If they're anything like me, they might be laughing simply because they get the pun.
- Eh, as a native English speaker, I thought it was good. I have pretty low standards though, and I like other corny jokes like saying you're vegetarian because you only eat other vegetarians (e.g. cows).
I think it's hilarious to dunk on preachy vegans/vegetarians, and I live that little asshole of a cat lol

So much haha, let me get a minion reaction picture, brb

vegan bad amirite

Nah, they aren't bad. Just religious zealots in disguise
- The difference between veganism and religion is that one is based on facts, the other is not.
  It's true that other species of animals are sentient, they have nervous systems similar enough to ours that we know they can feel pleasure and pain.
  It's true that we kill billions of them per year.
  It's true that the vast majority of them are factory farmed (74% worldwide, 99% in the US).
  It's true that humans at all stages of life can thrive on a properly planned vegan diet, according to most major health organizations.
  It's true that animal agriculture is extremely inefficient and loses a lot of calories from crops being put towards feeding animals (see: trophic levels)
  It's true that animal agriculture has a huge impact on the environment compared to feeding crops directly to humans.
  so get out of here with that nonsense that veganism is religious zealotry. I don't have time to cite a source for each point, but they're all super easily verified. Veganism is looking at the impact of your choices with clear eyes and choosing compassion over personal pleasure. It's choosing to live and let live, rather than forcing death and misery on other species because you like the taste of their flesh and secretions.
- Anti-vegans are way more annoying and overzealous in my experience. I rarely see the stereotypical asshole vegan but I do often see the obnoxious anti-vegan.
- Yeah, the famous religion of veganism lmao

Peak boomer humor

boomer humour? absolutely.
Peak? not even close.
- What even is peak boomer humer these days?

How do you know if someone is a meat eater?

when you see them eating meat, I hope this helps
- Good try but the answer is, "don't worry they'll tell you!" as this hilarious meme so perfectly illustrates.
  It's a classic!
Seriously
They have hair in their teeth
Bacon amirite?

Upvoted for reminding me of 9gag

A biological food replicator would be a better option if it were available today.

Cow. Highland. Hot.
- I don't think cows are special, even though they do contain important energy/data systems that can transfer to beliefs.
A cow?
- Not necessarily. It would be any (dead) living organism. I'm talking about sci-fi cooking.

So controversial. Now imagine we're also laughing at the ridiculous position of the cat.

No kidding, next time try Truth Social, bro. They'll be rolling in the aisles over there.