Battery rule

I feel you, brother. Come on over and crack a nice and sparkly 9v with me.

They might be healthier after all

I get this post is a joke, but PSA in case anybody is considering this new tide pod challenge... Swallowing batteries will fuck your shit up in life altering ways.

Li-Ion batteries have 200 kcal/kg.

Bread has 4000 kcal/kg.

Eat normal food.