there were dozens of Snake messages in the stealth section
Badger
Kojima games are always weird.
Like the most interesting ideas you've ever heard, coupled with terrible dialogue that would make even George Lucas wince.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
The clap of my ass cheeks is alerting the guards.
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all
Stupid sexy Snake