1y ago

Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

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You missed a weak point: Pilots are susceptible to damage from having a shovel firmly whacked in their faces.
- "Would you care to share my toasted cheese sandwich?"
  SPANG
  
  I'm enjoying a succulent Chinese meal, Z.
There's a grate on the intakes.
They can claim they built them for radar reasons, but we know it was to keep shovels out.
Please get your act together this proposal is silly.
- We move to hand spades then?
  
  Grid is 1.5cm spacing.
- You need a missile strike first on the grate, then you can throw the shovel
  
  How ya gonna do that? It's stelf
- I suppose that's why he's using dirt instead of the entire shovel.
I assume this guide is for engaging the F-117 in midair hand-to-hand combat after you've leapt aboard. But in that case, where are you supposed to get dirt? Bring it with you, like some kind of peasant?? Just use your sword like a normal ninja.
I mean, technically ANYTHING shoveled into the air intakes ruins the engines. ;)
- what about air
  
  If you can shovel air, it's probably too thick. ;)
  
  Depends on how much of it
The shovel is clearly OP it will be nerfed in the next patch.
Forge shovel into AK-47
Shoot F-117
- Jeeesus, that's gold right there!
Into the intake? But that hole's no bigger than a womp rat!
Can't believe they didn't mention dinging the air speed sensors, smh my head.
I'd love to see you use a shovel to fling dirt 40,000 ft.
- Gimme a ~$112 million budget and I'll at least get it a few feet closer. No promises, though.
  
  I can certainly promise I'll use that budget to the fullest.
  
  Hole with nuke on the bottom, spade blocking the hole entrance
  Spend the rest on booze and bbq
How did I end up on the Warthunder forums?
Everything checks out. Pretty standard stuff, really. Shovel to air defense has been around since at least the '80s, and that's just the ones the government wants you to know about.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
The ghost of Sam Hughes: Okay but have you considered
This post reminded me of the saga of tanya the evil. Her and the company of soldiers used their trench shovels to smash heads in quite a few times.

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