Or when we desperately hold in our shit until we find our phone lol "I need to shit! Where the fuck is it!?"
I have always kept a big tome of the great poems of western civilization in the bathroom for emergencies like this.
That's why I always have an Archie comic or Uncle John's Bathroom Reader next to my toilets. I read enough random bottles growing up.
Time to read the bottle of the air freshener!
I'm more a connoisseur of shampoo bottles myself.