1y ago

They just have undeniable chemistry or something

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TBF this is basically every not-great-looking male lead.
- TBF Adam Sandler is a masssssive piece of shit in every conceivable way.
  
  Did I miss something? What did he do?
  
  Found Adam Sandler's Lemmy.world account.
I've always gotten women way out of my league because they like my personality, and they say I'm a nice person and they feel safe with me. Guys, women have the bar set pretty dam low. Just use active listening, actually care about them beyond just their body, respect them, and it helps to have fun, interesting hobby, and to really like animals. Like that's it, fellas. I'm in my late 30s, and my last girlfriend was in her mid-20s and way outta my league. Now it didn't work because we are at different points in our lives, but that's nbd.
- Or are you just selling your looks short?
  
  dude have you never seen couples? gorgeous women go out with totally average looking dudes all the time.
  
  Lol no I'm short and fat. I have a realistic view of myself.
- I agree with you on that, but I usually get stuck in the just friends portion of the whole thing. Maybe I am a little too ugly?
  
  Nah, the thing is, you need to declare your intentions fairly early on. Like with in the first few times you hang out.
- I don't like this being a focal point, but I think it's worth asking if you don't mind: what is your income like? Reality being what it is, that can make a measurable difference.
  
  I live paycheck to paycheck while being able to save a little for fun every once in a while.
- Another thing is that a lot of really hot women don't actually get picked up on very often, because most guys assume she's out of their league. So if you put yourself out there, ya might be pleasantly surprised by the outcome.
You could have just used his picture
- Wdym that's Adam Sandler
  
  It's'a me, Adam a'Sandler. Woopido doooooo'a!
It's a real-life thing. Look at any comedic actor from the past fifty years, and then image search up a picture of their wife. The discrepancy in physical attractiveness is almost always glaring. Humor (and money) is attractive.
- Pete Davidson looks like a homeless drug addict and he dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale and Emily Ratajkowski.
  
  People always say this but like ... he is actually good looking? Not movie star good looks, but yeah his face looks good. I always assume this is coming from straight guys.
The exception: Little Nicky
- The love interest in Little Nicky wasnt Patricia Arquette, but Popeye's Chicken.
- Easily my favorite Adam Sandler movie.
  
  It's so stupid, but it has its moments
For some reasimon I've never seen any one of his movies besides Happy Gilmore.
[edit] what the hell is a reasimon? I meant to type reason in case that wasn't clear.
- A good follow up to that is uncut gems
  
  What about The Cobbler? That one was unexpectedly charming.
  
  Or Reign Over Me.
  
  Thanks! I'll give it a look.
- Best to keep it that way
- I envy you!
- Waterboy is a must
- I think the first movie that I watched with him in it was Sandy Wexler… if that’s the name. I loved Richard Kiel’s performance in HG though.
He’s Woody Allen with the pseudointellectual posturing replaced with grossout gags
- Let's not compare him to a child molester.
Sandler is King
- The minute hour is king
Jack and Jill was the weirdest one because it's Adam Sandler falling in love with Adam Sandler in a wig.
- Wasn't it Al Pacino falling for Jill? And I think Jill was Adam's sister or something like that.
Nsfw His actual wife
Edit: hey mods ill change the picture if this isn't appropriate, there's many to choose from this one just seemed the most appropriate to the post.
- I don't think his characters tend to have as much money as he does
  
  Not sure why you bringing that up? Is that somehow relevant?
Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer, funnier, and isn't making shit memes making fun about people's looks he doesn't even know.
At least Jack and Jill gave people jobs lol.
The man is one of the funniest people defining the millenial's generation.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdBABI1HNGXSgji0bj5_wNWqKD9Q451yB
- Homies Adam Sandler is probably better looking than every one of you, richer,
  Okay.
  funnier,
  Let's not get crazy here.
  
  Maybe we should have... 8 craaaaaaazy nights?
- Calm down Adam's stalker
  
  HOW MANY KID'S CHOICE AWARDS HAVE YOU WON???
You had no reason to use such an awful AI image for princess peach. There are so many talented artists out there. Shame on you...

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