1y ago

MAGA candidate for Missouri attorney general blows up Trump evidence in campaign ad

www.the-independent.com

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Can someone remind me when destroying evidence, whether real or performative, was a plus for someone running for ATTORNEY General.
- Well, when you're ~~virtue~~ corruption signalling for the MAGA nuts is about the only case I can think of.
- Pander to their audience. Immortal, crooked, and shady human garbage.
  
  God I hope they're not immortal.
Hello, guys? You ok over there??
- No, help
- If you have to ask, the answer is "no".
- We would appreciate it if Europe could liberate us from the Nazis this time around. We could really use some godless Scandinavian socialism over here.
- No
I'm getting so tired of the Nazis...why are we at this point...why can't we be compassionate and reasonable.
- We can't because compassion and reason are antithetical to their plans.
  Bob Chipman @the_moviebob
  There can be no "unprovoked" violence against a Nazi. The sole aim and focus of their philosophical existence is violence. If you take up that identity, you've already declared violent intent - anything done in response is just varying levels on self-defense.
Just when you think they can't get worse than jogging Josh Hawley. They always find a way to go lower. I will be excitedly looking forward to voting against this candidate. I just hope Democrats can bother to field anyone that might even be interesting to vote for.
NOT investigating Criminals is called LAW AND ORDER!
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Is this a marketing thing I need to nail down before some other fuck makes money on it? Surely the following advertising ideas would be terrible right?
Dentist that sells taffy as a teeth whitener?
Fireman that sells fireworks?
Teacher that teachers the Bibl... WHOOPS how did that one slip into a hypothetical?
What the fuck is this timeline?
- This timeline is great. Something that, in a normal timeline, would be a complete joke and would make the person extremely embarrassed to the point of never coming out of their home again because everyone knows that they're a complete imbecile.
  Where in this timeline, the idiot does it unironically and isn't completely embarrassed by his stupid embarrassing behavior and in fact is proud of it.

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