Scientists May Have Figured Out How to Make Fat Cells Burn Calories
Scientists May Have Figured Out How to Make Fat Cells Burn Calories

Scientists May Have Figured Out How to Make Fat Cells Burn Calories

'may' is my most despised headline word. This article sounds like they may be onto something in mice trials anyway.
This will certainly work 100% of the time, and with no awful consequences.
Remember that Alli pill a few years back that blocked fat absorption and gave everyone diarrhea?
No, but that's essentially what Wegovy/Ozempic does. I'm pretty sure diarrhea is necessary for weight loss (it's not).
One of your breasts will grow by 3 inches in diameter. The other gets a much larger and more sensitive second nipple towards the very top of your chest at the base of your neck completely visible regardless of how conservative you dress like.
The drug name is ofcourse, "Niplovyadalimumaboxidazeoicbenzoplastaze" it's fairly simple to draw.
Oh, it's fine, the brain is a different kind of fat! /s