F-117 🥵

This video is the materialization of the intrusive thought I was having when I started watching this video.

"Touch it. Make it go, "Pew! Pew!""

That's gotta be super illegal, glad someone is taking care of the plane's needs though

I mean its inappropriate but touching it isn't exactly illegal, you aren't damaging it or anything.
Also there was no don't do the Plane sign.
- But officer, there wasn't a sign that said I couldn't fuck the plane

Man, I wish I had that many dicks.

What are the extra "dicks" for, exactly?

Looks like pitot tubes, for measuring air speed and altitude.
- Hmm. So probably two so it can measure yaw by the difference in pressures. Then you have the air spike on the front that was attended to by this good Samaritan. That still leaves one mystery dick.
- Here I was, ready to reply about wacky "pilot tubes", then re-read and saw it's piTot tubes

Whoa, didn’t see that coming.

First time on NCD?
- Rare opportunity for multiple level pun, I had to take it, even if other’s don’t seem to appreciate the joke.

It's got a wacky texture on it too. (Don't ask me how I know...)

Very well, I demand an explanation on how you know that. This is not a question
- I definitely didn't also touch it...

This is before they dip it in chocolate

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

HUD displays
The redundancy (heads-up display display) and improper pluralization killed the mood like an open bomb bay door.

Call me a middle eastern military base because I want it to blow it's load all over me 🥵💦