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PugJesus @lemmy.world

1y ago

Living the life

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Average season 2 episode of the Wire
Oi ye... ye fuckin' dag. Always barkin' at the fukin' pond. Ye wanna fight me? I'm looking dapper as fuck pal.
He was going to pay for the beer, but when he asked the bartender to put it on his bill, he let the dog out.
- Who did?
  
  No, He did.
It starts sounding like a joke but the punchline is that it's real
No luck catching them ducks, then?
- It's just the one duck.
  
  So they didn't have their ducks in a row then
I don't get it.
I guess it's more in the way you tell bar jokes than the punchline...
- A couple Canadian geese would've taken down the whole bar, the dog, and a probably a couple pigs.
  
  Dogs normally don't want to fight. If that changes, there's no way a goose is going to win.
  
  Canada geese*
  ("Canadian geese" would be any geese from Canada.)
For you the day I walked into your pub wearing a bow-tie, drank a pink, and fought a dog and lost, was the most important day of your life.
For me, it was Tuesday.
- General Bison agrees.
Bow-ties are cool. Fezzes too.
The duck shouldn't have asked the dog for grapes
It looks like this was from back when The Huffington Post was a reliable news agency:
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/14/bow-tie-wearing-duck-walks-into-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses_n_8291582.html
wild ride this post was for me. i half read the headline, didn't register anything. Then read the comment. Primed, knowing it was weird i reread the headline paying attention. Somehow i understood duck-wearing bow-tie, as in a bow-tie of the kind that wears ducks... I need a nap
Like liquid bread, you say? Hell yeah!

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