we used to be punk rock, man. I love you but... you've changed.

I don't know what this is talking about. The only dank things I knew were memes and kush.

it's neither

Yes. People like different things. Nothing wrong with that.

Dank is entirely subjective, and even if we were born in the same "back then", our danks can be completely incompatible. There isn't an agenda, it is just another extension of capitalism and profitability.

Generic industry meat/musical products. What's dank about bottom panel ?