I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It's from a real comic, and the only edit was changing "use" and "does."
"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
Oh come on...You can't hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it...That's like putting out a bell and telling people they can't ring it!
I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It's from a real comic, and the only edit was changing "use" and "does."