Ngl this is pretty punny.

You know how Linux killed the chef?

With a fork bomb

So I pull out my keyboard

And I pull out my Glock

And I dismount your girl

And I mount slash proc

Cos I've got your PID

And the bottom line

Is you best not front

Or its kill dash nine

rage against the virtual machine

The installation explodes, shattering on boot.

Either backup like de la O or get the fuck off the console.

With the Shellshock, sure to make root access drop.

Unplug the router yo, you're not a senior sysop.